Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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