You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
