Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.