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• (646): View more from New York

  its my first week of college and i have a UTI

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  not easy being a whore now is it

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.

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• (760): View more from California

  i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You can't spell "party" without "RA."

  (1-970): View more from Colorado

  You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.

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• (760): View more from California

  Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.

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