My nipple is on Facebook.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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