ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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