I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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