I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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