There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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