the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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