i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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