is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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