My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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