Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.