You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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