ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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