I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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