....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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