Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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