worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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