Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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