He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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