Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
