He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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