so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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