just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
