I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
don't judge my taste in strippers
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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