I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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