Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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