Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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