You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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