oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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