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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.

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(650): Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight. http://tfl.nu/6biy

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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.

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(617): we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life. http://tfl.nu/dy8h

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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.

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I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.

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(662): Stop introducing me to people as your little sister. (1-662): I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother. http://tfl.nu/5xkr

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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school

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oh right the one that ends on your bed

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(914): i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school (1-914): oh right the one that ends on your bed http://tfl.nu/wrnw

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(360): View more from Washington

I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.

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(360): I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes. http://tfl.nu/s6gu

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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels

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(613): you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels http://tfl.nu/5vyu

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(334): View more from Alabama

I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.

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(334): I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call. http://tfl.nu/huax

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(443): View more from Maryland

You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!

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(443): You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously! http://tfl.nu/q8vz

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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now

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(814): we should probably just go check in at the police station right now http://tfl.nu/dhxr

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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.

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(540): Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived. http://tfl.nu/ouvr

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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.

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(330): I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date. http://tfl.nu/3kpf

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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.

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First world problems?

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(510): It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents. (1-510): First world problems? http://tfl.nu/77p2

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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.

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(515): At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers. http://tfl.nu/s4no

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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?

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(208): My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here? http://tfl.nu/5xbh

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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away

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(267): We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away http://tfl.nu/41eq

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