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(701): View more from North Dakota

i want to fuck

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(701): View more from North Dakota

it's pretty self explanatory

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(701): i want to fuck (320): ? (701): it's pretty self explanatory http://tfl.nu/ul4n

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(801): View more from Utah

I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.

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We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.

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I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!

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(801): I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high. (1-801): We could get him to build Inspector Gadget. (801): I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!! http://tfl.nu/5lpc

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(815): View more from Illinois

it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink

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(815): it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink http://tfl.nu/effl

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(914): View more from New York

There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone

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(914): There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone http://tfl.nu/hyr8

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(626): View more from California

Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game

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(626): Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game http://tfl.nu/ygf5

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(602): View more from Arizona

shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry

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(602): shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry http://tfl.nu/ty7k

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(561): View more from Florida

I can't believe he would be such an ass

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Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.

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(561): I can't believe he would be such an ass (1-561): Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything. http://tfl.nu/zk45

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(646): View more from New York

Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.

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(646): Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation. http://tfl.nu/0p0c

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(561): View more from Florida

I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face

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(561): I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face http://tfl.nu/knsv

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(360): View more from Washington

Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.

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(360): Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything. http://tfl.nu/kqmn

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(314): View more from Missouri

It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.

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(314): It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection. http://tfl.nu/ccuk

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.

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(978): We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment. http://tfl.nu/8gpy

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.

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(304): You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard. http://tfl.nu/xmly

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(602): View more from Arizona

You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.

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(602): You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs. http://tfl.nu/mu1s

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(203): View more from Connecticut

this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins

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(203): this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins http://tfl.nu/v1c9

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