Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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