I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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