This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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