Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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