the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Randomize
