ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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