I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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