Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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