Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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