I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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