You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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