Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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