The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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