The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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