:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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