I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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