Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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