she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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