but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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