Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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