So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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