apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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