She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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