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what?
penguin condom
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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