Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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