Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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